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(1Say Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Baby, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop | Wait to exhale, Whitney [19 Aug 2006|11:51pm] Dear livejournal, I haven't seen you in quite a bit. I'll admit, I'm a little red around the eyes from not seeing you, old chum. Too coy? No, no. Too arrogant. LJ, you always were a fickle beast. I feast upon your corpse and wish you the best of luck in my asshole. Love, your friends. P.S-- feel free to call me, America. I'm going to be in Tampa, which means that I'm going to be in Ybor, which means I'm totally dancing with fabulous robots in Beer Nuts Swingers club on dollar pitcher night, next Tuesday, 21 and older unless your fab!

(3Say Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Baby, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop | Wait to exhale, Whitney [29 Dec 2005|12:02pm] Happy New Year, to the whole world, everywhere!

(8Say Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Baby, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop | Wait to exhale, Whitney [11 Sep 2005|04:11pm] [ mood | dirka dirka dirka ] [ music | Cadillac just scored. YEEEEAH! ] I just realized I hated highschool. College is great. I threw up on a sorority girl's car. P.S-- Livejournal. Yeah, ok.

(3Say Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Baby, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop | Wait to exhale, Whitney [20 Aug 2005|11:28pm] [ mood | effeminate and lj-ish ] [ music | hahahahaha naninaniboo I have kanye before it comes out! ] IF YOU HAVE A FACEBOOK, ADD ME. THAT WAY, I'LL FEEL LIKE I HAVE FRIENDS. Oh, and the new Kanye West is incredible. Quote me on that.

(1Say Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Baby, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop | Wait to exhale, Whitney [07 Aug 2005|12:51pm] [ mood | birthday appreciative ] [ music | Dizzee Rascal ] Birthdaybirthdaybirthdaybirthdaybirthdaybirthdaybirthdaybirthdaybirthdaybirthdaybirthdaybirthdaybirthday CamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCamiCami HappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappy yeah yeeeah hap py Birf dayyy ta Cami The best.

(10Say Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Baby, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop | Wait to exhale, Whitney Funny how fate has it's way with my life like a virgin on a high-brow hooker. [15 Jul 2005|12:08am] [ mood | can't explain. ] [ music | smashing pumpkins- 1979 ] It's that time of the month, weenies and slits! Time for Leif Langford's good, ol' fashioned syllabic circle jerk! (*hand claps) I'm sorry it's been a while since I've updated. The livejournal bug has moreorless been flushed from my system, and this little splurge of livejournalitis is probab;y just some emo bacteria trapped in my rectal cavity. I don't think this thing will ever completely leave me-- it's kind of like herpes. I'm applying my valtrex as we speak. ...and as soon as I start, I end. The urge to write in here died, because my eyes feel heavy. So here's my life in a nutshell. (life) Bad joke. It doesn't even look like a nutshell. Gimme nyquil, I'm tired, happy fucking trails, nite nite.

(6Say Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Baby, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop | Wait to exhale, Whitney Dear livejournal, [23 Jun 2005|07:31pm] [ mood | nice like Rogers, aight?! ] [ music | Mastodon ] We have a BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Susannah Jean R. Scroggins, has come to be the ripe age of 13 this VERY day, everyone! SUSANNAH CAN NOW LEGALLY SEE PG-13 MOVIES GUYS HAHA! "HAPPY PREGGIE MOMMA POPPED YOU OUT" DAY to Susannah. She tha shit d00d.

(26Say Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Baby, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop | Wait to exhale, Whitney HERE YE HERE YE! [18 Jun 2005|04:07am] [ mood | tired. ] [ music | The Broadcast ]

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